Month: September 2015

Act 1 scene 3

In the Capulet Mansion

Juliet’s mother was calling Juliet but she was no where to be found. Juliet’s mother called the nurse this nurse brought Juliet up as her own child. The nurse was asked were was Juliet she didn’t know either. They were both screaming until Juliet turned up out of no where. Juliet’s mother was talking about marriage that Juliet should get married to the Paris and she said “It is an honor i dream not off”  she said I will look at him and if I like him I will marry him but if I don’t then I will not give him more compliments because u want me to. Serving man comes in and tells Juliet’s mother that they need help to get the feast ready. They left Juliet alone to think about it.

Act 1 scene 2

Paris is in love with Juliet from the house of Capulet and he says that he wants to marry her. When this is told a old Capulet invites Paris to the feast that the Capulet are having today. When this was read out it wasn’t read out by just anyone it was read out by Benvolio and Romeo of the Montague. They now knew there would be a feast at the Capulet so they had an idea this idea would make everything change between both families.

Act 1 scene 1

In Verona

At first Sampson and Gregory from the Capulet family were just messing about. However in a bit they meet the Montague family within it they saw Abram and Balthasar they started arguing and after 2 minutes they started fighting. In the middle of the fight came Benvolio of the Montague he tried to stop the fight with his sword suddenly, came Tybalt of the Capulet and started an argument with Benvolio and said that he hated the Montague and him so he wanted to kill him. unfortunately, the fight started again. consequently, the prince of Verona, Prince Escales comes and stops both houses and gives them their last warning saying that they are ruining the peace on the streets of Verona and if they do it again they put their lives up for it as a punishment. Romeo from the house of Montague is in love with Rosaline but Rosaline doesnt like him. Benvolio says that she is a good women and wants to keep her reputation that is why she does not want to have sex before marriage and Romeo should move on and find another women. Romeo says that his love bring him sadness and not happiness

Modern version of Romeo and Juliet

Gregory: Yo bring out the football, the Montagues are here.

Sampson: I’ve got the football. Play and I will back you within these 90 minutes. Let them kick off!

Gregory: I will swear at them when they pass by.

Sampson: I will stick my middle finger at them their moist if they do nothing.

Abram: yo bro did you just stick your middle finger out at us.

Sampson: I do swear.

Abram: Do you want to swear at us now.

Sampson: Nah bruv I don’t need to swear at you, but I can if I want to.

Gregory: Are you asking for beef?

Abram: Beef, Is it Halal? (rhetorical question)

Sampson:  But if you do want beef I wouldn’t mind because I am as strong as you

Abram: No stronger big man

Sampson: Well……

Enter Benvolio

Gregory: (Aside to Sampson) Talking about ‘stronger’ here’s one of our best players.

Sampson: Actually, yes i am stronger

Abram: you bloffin, go da way

Sampson: Lets go, Gregory, we are gonna smack them.

(Kick off) (10 minutes later dirty tackle fight starts)

Benvolio: Stop fighting before you both get red cards do you not understand the rules of football.

Enter Tybalt

Tybalt: What are you doing here, get away from my squaaaaad

Benvolio: Relax fam i’m just warning them.

Tybalt: What, relax fam? I hate the word relax, as I hate your mum, I’ll bang you in your face.

(They fight again)